Friday, July 15, 2011

101 things about Tren and about FRANKIE

Tren did this on her blog and I thought how funny it was that we were so similar!  I thought I'd share!  She is in the regular type and I am in the all-caps.

1. Tattoos make me sad.  I just don't understand why people get tattooed.  It's like taking God's work of art and then putting graffiti on it.  – I HAVE A TATTOO.  I GOT IT WHEN I WAS A TEEN AND I STILL LIKE IT.  I DON’T MIND TATTOOS AS LONG AS THEY ARE SMALL.  HUGE ONES ARE RIDICULOUS.  HAVING SAID THIS I WOULD BE APPROPRIATELY ANGRY IF MY CHILDREN GOT ONE B/COUR BODIES ARE TEMPLES.
2.  I started drinking ice water a few weeks ago while visiting my sister-in-law, Alice.  It was warm in her house, so I drank ice water to cool down, and now I'm still drinking it.  Before now, I always preferred to drink water at room temperature. – I HATED TO DRINK WATER BEFORE I HAD MY KIDS- IT MADE ME NAUSEOUS.  ROOM TEMP IS STILL MY FAV.

3.  Hardly anyone reads my blog, and sometimes I feel sad about it.  I tell myself that I write it for me, which is true, but it would make me happy if I felt like people (especially my family) were interested in my life and my children's lives.  I love it when I get comments!  NO ONE REALLY READS MINE EITHER!  I LIKE COMMENTS, TOO.

4.  I've never had a manicure or a pedicure.  I HAD A PEDICURE ONCE, BUT I WAS TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS TO ENJOY IT.  NAILS ARE NOT MY THING.

5.  I don't like science-fiction.  ME, EITHER.

6.  I think root beer floats are amazing.  Root beer is good.  Vanilla ice cream is good.  Put the two together and it's magical.  GIVE ME THE ICE CREAM ANY DAY, BUT POP AND I HAVE BECOME SWORN ENEMIES – I WAS SLIGHTLY ADDICTED.
7.  I don't like anything mystical or astrological.  I USED TO BE INTO ALL OF THAT JAZZ AS A TROUBLED TEEN, BUT WHEN A PSYCIC TOLD ME TO BURN ROSE PETALS AND STREW THEM SOMETHING CLICKED IN ME THAT REALIZED THIS WAS NUTS! 

8.  I've considered being a foster parent.  ME, TOO, BUT GOD KEEPS TELLING ME NO.

9.  I miss Kaffree tea.  When I was a child growing up in Kansas, we drank sun tea made with Kaffree tea, which was an herbal tea that tasted like tea.  They don't make it anymore, but I found out it was rooibos tea, which can be purchased from Celestial Seasonings online.  I'm going to have to look into that.  I USED TO DRINK COFFEE AND THEN WHEN I JOINED THE LDS CURCH I GAVE IT UP.  THEN I DRANK PERO…  MY GASTRITIS DIDN’T LIKE IT.  NOW I DRINK CELESTIAL SEASONINGS BENGAL SPICE.  I LIKE THICK AND HEAVY DRINKS AND FOODS.

10.  I don't like seeing labels on clothing.  I'm okay with buying my kids name brands as long as they aren't plastered across the clothing.  ME, TOO, BUT I GAVE UP ON THE AEROPOSTALE WHEN SOMEONE ELSE WAS BUYING IT.  I REFUSE TO DO PINK OR ANYTHING ELSE TIED TO SEX OR UNDERWEAR. 

11.  I love aspen trees.  I wish I could live in big home in the mountains with lots of aspen trees and a creek running nearby.  ME, TOO!  IT’S BEEN MY FANTASY LATELY…

12.  I think dogs are gross.  I barely tolerate the two I have, and when they're gone, I'll have no more. Ever.  I’M NOT A DOG PERSON EITHER, BUT IF MY HUSBAND DIES I WILL GET A SAINT BERNARD TO KEEP ME COMPANY!

13.  I eat eggs for breakfast almost every day because I'm diabetic and I need protein in the morning.  It gets old.  I USED TO EAT EGGS ALL THE TIME, TOO.  NOW I AM ON AN OATMEAL KICK (WITH HOMEMADE WALNUT BUTTER).  I LIKE MIGAS OR HUEVOS RANCEROS OR VEGGIE OMELETTES THE BEST.  I AM A SAVORY GIRL.

14.  I often eat a whole bag of sugar snap peas in one sitting.  100 calories of sweet, crunchy goodness.  No guilt.  I DON’T CARE FOR PEAS AS MUCH…  I’D RATHER EAT A BAG OF SPINACH STEAMED WITH GARLIC, EVOO, SALT AND PEPPER…  YUM.

15.  I have a way with babies.  They hardly ever cry when I hold them.  I’M NOT A BABY PERSON.  I’M NOT A KID PERSON.  I LIKE MY BABIES AND MY KIDS, THOUGH. 

16.  I love hiking.  ME, TOO.

      17.  I have glasses but never wear them.  I ALWAYS WEAR MINE.

      18.  I've been pregnant 7 times with 8 children, but only have 5.  I hope to get to raise     the other 3 someday.  I’VE HAD FOUR PREGNANCIES AND FOUR KIDS.  I’M IN A UNIQUE POSITION I GUESS.

19.  I never buy myself perfume or jewelry.  I ONLY BUY MY BATH AND BODY WORKS LOTION AND HAIR STUFF.

20.  I like my showers really hot. ME, TOO.

21.  I love the rain, and enjoy watching lightning storms.  I LOVE THE RAIN; I HATE BEING IN THUNDER AND LIGHTENING.
 
22.  I think boxing and wrestling are pointless and stupid sports.  THEY HAVE THEIR MERITS – DON’T WANT MY SON IN THEM, BUT WOULDN’T OBJECT IF HE DECIDED OTHERWISE.

23.  I don't like guns, but believe in the right to bear arms.  ME, TOO.  I WANT MY HUSBAND TO BE ABLE TO BRING HOME THE BACON IF NECESSARY AND ME TO KEEP MY KIDS SAFE.

24.  My favorite Jelly Belly flavors are juicy pear, buttered popcorn, and cantaloupe.  ANY JELLY BELLY IS AMAZING!

25.  I like keys--old, pretty ones--not regular ol' car or house keys.  I LIKE KEYS, TOO. 

26.  I think people should embrace their natural hair color.  I think streaky dye jobs look retarded.  I’M EMBRACING BUT IMPATIENTLY.  JUST GO ALL WHITE!  NOW!

27.  I can't choose a favorite flower.  Poppies, ranunculus, pansies, and irises are some that I love.  LILACS AND YELLOW/ORANGE ROSES.

28.  I do crossword puzzles in pen.  I’M A WORD SEARCH GIRL – PENCIL…

29.  I like stripes.  VERTICAL STRIPES….

30.  I would love to visit England.  ESPECIALLY THE MOORS…. 

31.  I own two pairs of shoes.  RUNNING SNEAKS, COWBOY BOOTS, FLIP FLOPS, SANDALS

32.  I wear my hair up every single day.  ME, TOO.

33.  I love 19th century art.  I STUDIED VAN GOGH IN COLLEGE…  BUT REALLY LOVE BRUEGGEL…

34.  My ears are pierced, but I very rarely wear earrings.  ME, TOO…  TOO MANY THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

35.  I long for friends, but don't feel like I really have any.  I PRETEND TO BE SOCIAL WHEN I HAVE TO BE, BUT I AM A LONER…  I AM A HOMEBODY AND NOT A VERY GOOD FRIEND.  I’M PRETTY SELF-ABSORBED – NOT B/C I’M SO AWESOME, BUT B/C I’M CONSTANTLY TRYING TO “FIX” ME.

36.  I do math in my head.  I USED TO…  I’VE LOST MY BRAIN SINCE WE BOUGHT THIS HOUSE...  I’M TOO STRESSED I THINK.

37.  I love "whites", as in fancy embroidered, lacy, stitched, linens and such.  I LIKE THEM WHITE ON WHITE AND BLUE ON WHITE..  EVEN A BIT OF BARN-RED IS GOOD.

38.  I hate driving at night.  YEP – AND ALL THE KIDS ACTIVIITIES ARE AT NIGHT!

39.  I avoid left turns on busy streets and parallel parking.  I WAS AMAZING AT THIS WHEN I LIVED IN THE CITY – NOW I AM A HICK WHO WILL PARK 6 BLOCKS AWAY TO AVOID PARALLEL PARKING!

40.  I had Bells Palsy at 13 and again at 26.  I HAVE HIDRADENITIS (SWEAT GLAND ISSUES – IT’S GROSS, SO GOOGLE ONLY IF YOU WANT MORE INFO).

41.  One of my favorite features on my husband are his hands.  MY HUSBAND IS HIS RED BEARD.

42.  I hope none of my children ever join the military.  AS A MOM, I AGREE… AS A CITIZEN, I WOULD BE PROUD TO BE SERVED BY THESE KIDDOS. 

43.  Turtlenecks make me claustrophobic.  I CAN’T BREATHE WITH THEM EITHER, BUT I WILL SACRIFICE FOR A BLACK TURTLENECK WHEN I WANT TO LOOK FANTASTIC – IT MAKES ME LOOK TALLER!

44.  I type fifty-something words per minute.  I DON’T TYPE.  I HUNT AND PECK BUT IT GOES QUITE FAST.

45.  I don't text.  I LEARNED THIS SUMMER AND IT IS THE EASIEST WAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH MY DAUGHTER WHEN I DON’T KNOW WHICH DOOR TO PICK HER UP AT, ETC…

46.  I float without trying.  I HATE BEING WET.

47.  I roast my hot dogs until they're black, but my marshmallows must be golden brown.  I LIKE BOTH RATHER BLACK.

48.  I stopped listening to country music about five years ago, and now I really don't like most of it.  ME, TOO – I LIKE A COUPLE OF SONGS, BUT IT’S ALL ABOUT SEX AND DRINKING AND TOO MUCH SAP.

49.  I love reading the scriptures, but don't make time for it nearly as much as I should.  ME, TOO.  I WANT TO BE A SCHOLAR.

50.  I don't really "get" teenagers, but I sure do love my own.  I UNDERSTAND OTHER PEOPLES’ TEENS – NOT MY OWN… THEY HAVE ME FOR A MOM – THINGS SHOULD BE GREAT FOR THEM… LOL

51.  I think graham cracker bits in a shake ruin the shake.  I LOVE TEXTURE IN MY FOOD.

52.  My favorite burger is Big Burger World's small bacon cheeseburger with mayo instead of ketchup and mustard.  It's what I order every time.  MY FAV BURGER OF ALL TIME IN THE HUNTHER TOODY’S DAGWOOD – BURGER, FRIED EGG, TOMATO SLICES, MAYO…

53.  I started collecting antique postcards last year, but I'm against collections in general.  EXCEPT BOOKS… 

54.  I can whistle a tune, but not loudly.  I CAN”T WHISTLE.

55.  I learned to drive a stick shift in a cemetery.  I LEARNED STICK IN A BEACH PARKING LOT.

56.  I've never been to Disneyland, and now I have no desire to go or to take my kids there.  NO DESIRE HERE, EITHER.

57.  I had my first real kiss in the sixth grade.  Ray Taylor was his name.  HUSSY!  LOL!  I WAS 16 AND IT WAS AT A SUMMER PROGRAM AT BRANDEIS UNIVERSITY

58.  I have eleven nephews and nine nieces.  I HAVE MORE THAN I KNOW B/C I AM ADOPTED, HALVED AND BLOOD RELATED TO SO MANY PEOPLE…  AND THEN I GOT MARRIED….

59.  Both of my grandmothers are still living.  ONE OF MINE IS LIVING.

60.  I don't like Halloween, and I'm planning to not celebrate it starting this year.  I HAVE FOND “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES” MEMORIES/“MEET
ME IN ST. LOUIS
” MEMORIES OF A NEW ENGLAND HALLOWEEN… BUT IT’S OVERRATED NOW.

61.  I took a "test" in high school that said I should be a preacher or a mortician.  I HAD ONE THAT SAID I WAS GREAT WITH PEOPLE AND SOCIABLE AND I’D BE A GOOD EXEC…  I’D RATHER BE A HERMIT.

62.  I think Brian Regan is hilarious.  WHO IS HE?

63.  New notebooks excite me.  LOVE THEM!

64.  If I could talk to any woman, living or dead, I would choose either Eve or Mary Magdalene.  EMMA SMITH OR ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH.

65.  If I had to look like a celebrity, I would want to look like Charlize Theron.  ANDIE MACDOWELL…  SHE AGES WELL.

66.  I don't buy toys that use batteries.  I prefer simple toys that require imagination.  ME, TOO.  I RESISTESD THE STUPID LEAP FROGS FOR YEARS, NOW MY 10 YR OLD SEEKS THEM OUT AT THE LIBRARY!

67.  I make the best coconut cream pie I've ever tasted.  I’M COMING OVER, AND BRINGING THE BURGERS!  I LOVE MY MOTHER’S JOHNNY APPLESEED PIE – APPLES, CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND CRUNCHY TOPPING.

68.  I didn't used to like brussels sprouts, and now I love them.  ME, TOO… ROASTED WITH SALT AND PEPPER.

69.  Anything to do with Winnie-the-Pooh reminds me of my mother-in-law.  HATED THE POOR BEAR UNTIL MY SON FELL IN LOVE….

70.  I'm a stay-at-home mom.  ME, TOO.  IT’S KIND OF LIKE BEING A PREACHER AND MORTICIAN AND HERMIT, HUH?

71.  School fundraisers irritate me.  AMEN!

72.  I don't have a single houseplant.  ME, EITHER!  LOL…  NO, I LIE… I HAVE A LIME TREE THAT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WATERS.

73.  I love coffee table books.  BRIGHT AND SHINY – QUICK FEAST FOR THE EYES.

74.  I'm afraid of climbing ladders.  I GET DIZZY.

75.  I never wear sunglasses because my eyelashes hit the lenses. (Now I have the wrinkles to show for it.)  I WEAR GLASSES – AND I’M TOO CHEAP TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE SUN IN MY EYES.

76.  I don't wear my wedding ring because it's too small for me.  I’VE SIZED MINE UP AND DOWN ABOUT 6X…  I WONDER IF ANY OFF IT IS REALLY MINE ANYMORE…

77.  I believe the Second Coming of Jesus Christ is very soon.  I SAW A COUPLE RAINBOWS THIS WEEK.  STILL GOT ANOTHER YEAR! LOL.

78.  I never could do a cartwheel.  ME EITHER.

79.  If I had a large sum of money to give to one charity, I'd probably choose to give it to March of Dimes.  I’D MAKE ONE UP HAVING TO DO WITH BOOKS… OR BUILD A CLEAN (PRIVATE) LIBRARY.

80.  I call my middle toes my macaroni toes because they curve like elbow macaroni.  I HATE MY TOES, BUT THEY WORK.

81.  I think not immunizing children is irresponsible.  ME, TOO. 

82.  I have lived in five states.  TWO FOR ME.

83.  I want to learn to quilt.  I MADE ONE QUILT ONCE.  THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR ME.  TOO TECHNICAL.

84.  I can french braid my own hair.  ME, TOO.

85.  I love nuts.  WALNUTS?  MY FAV.  I LOVE HAZELNUTS, TOO, THOUGH.

86.  I have nice handwriting.  I HAVE UNIQUE HANDWRITING.

87.  I don't like being in the sun.  YEP!

88.  I sleep on my stomach.  I SLEEP ON MY SIDE.

89.  It annoys me when people call their pets their kids.  ME, TOO, BUT I UNDERSTAND.

90.  My mom got my name in a dream and told me it means "pure in heart".  MY REAL NAME I DON’T LIKE.  IT HAS A SENTIMENTAL CONNOTATION, BUT…  I LIKE FRANKIE.

91.  If I could have a superpower, I'd choose instant healing.  My second choice would be invisibility.  PATIENCE.  THAT’S A SUPERPOWER.  A “DE-STRESSOR” POWER WOULD BE NICE, TOO.

92.  If I had a racehorse, I would name it "Sweet Tally-Ho!"  - “NEVER LATE FOR DINNER” OR “AMISH DELIGHT”

93.  I love water parks, but I hate seeing everyone in their swimsuits.  THEY ARE WEARING SWIMSUITS?  LOL…  I HATE WATER ANYTHING – BUT I LIKE CREEKS IN THE MOUNTAINS AND WINTERS ON THE BEACH…

94.  My favorite sport to watch is soccer.  RODEO,  FUGURE SKATING AND LIVE BASEBALL.

95.  My favorite TV shows are on the Food Network.  ME, TOO.

96.  My favorite store-bought cookies are Grasshoppers and Mint Milanos.  I LIKE SAUSALITOS AND BAKERY-STYLE OATMEAL RAISIN.

97.  I know a LOT of nursery rhymes by heart.  ME, TOO.  LOST ART.

98.  If I could go on a $10,000 shopping spree in one store, I would go to Pottery Barn.  My second choice would be a kitchen store, and my third choice would be Barnes & Noble.  I WOULD GO TO WHOLE FOODS, DESERET BOOK, BARNES AND NOBLE.  AND MAYBE A CLOTHING STORE…

99.  My favorite drinks other than water are ruby red grapefruit juice, cranberry limeade from Sonic, and cream soda.  WATER, BENGAL SPICE AND PEPPERMINT TEA, AND HOT SWEET CIDER (REAL STUFF NOT SPICED APPLE JUICE).

100.  In high school, I was in an all-girls show choir called the "Tiger Ladies".  I RAN TRACK AS A FROSH, THEN JOINED INTERACT AND AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL.

101.  I'm a sixth generation Coloradoan.  My ancestors lived in Colorado before it became a state.  I’M A NEW COMER TO THIS COUNTRY.  THIRD GENERATION BORN AMERICAN.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, what fun I had reading that! I have so many comments on your comments that it would be too much to post here. Watch your mail... :0)

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